It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
