Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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