Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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