I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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