I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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