Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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