thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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