He had one of those small greek statue penises
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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