We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Congratulations! We have a period
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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