He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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