I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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