The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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