My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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