Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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