Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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