Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
...so i touched it.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
lets start a swedish sibling band together
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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