he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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