You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm both gender and math confused
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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