Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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