Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
