Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No...this little piggys going to the bar
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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