They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she looked like the before picture.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I have post one night stand depression
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