P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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