so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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