how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
