I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
