Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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