i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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