Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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