windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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