Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We just shotgunned beers for America
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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