tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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