At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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