OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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