Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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