We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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