I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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