At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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