Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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