Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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