I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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