Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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