whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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