when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Randomize
