Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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