You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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