All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I touched a dick in church today
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