Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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