chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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