i would punch a child for taco bell
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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