So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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