Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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