i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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